You’ve managed to bag a few hours this Saturday to get in the water, but where do you go? WHERE DO YOU GO?!
You might have the kids in tow, or a nervous dog or whatever, or IBS or something. Is there a toilet / a play park nearby / a small town full of shops selling trinkety crap for you other half to waste time in?
And of course you don’t want the break to be shit, but you’re not exactly Laird these days are you? So where are you going to go?
Select the bit of the country you’re in from below and see where other old bastards go.