HOW TO USE THE SURF CALCULATOR
Not sure if you should get in? Well fear not, we’ll answer that question for you via the AS SURF CALCULATOR!! It couldn’t be any easier, simply type in your break, click on the drop down menu stuff to choose the approximate conditions then hit ‘Submit’ and let the surf calculator do the rest.
You lucky devils! Isn’t it great when a small group of people in a little broom cupboard do all the thinking for you and come up with a much needed development which disrupts the surf prediction industry, smashing open what we thought we already knew. World changing ideas my friends…world changing ideas.
*Please Note: the patent pending Real-Time powered surf calculator must only be used for surfing. It does not improve your sex appeal.
**Investors are welcome to request a 12 page powerpoint presentation on all the science and sh*t behind this ground breaking technology advancement. Please contact the AS Broom Cupboard Intelligence Committee.